and you thought you had no musical talent...

[KONQ RADIO]

~ Play The Telephone ~



FLASH !!!...Now you can play music on your telephone by pressing the buttons on the key pad !!! ...
OH BOY !!! ...and all of this just when you thought you would never find out if you have any true musical aptitude.
This page is also for all of you frustrated musicians who are dying to play music but your instruments are all in the pawn shop.
WARNING !!!! .. If you just pick up the receiver and start tapping out "Happy Birthday" or something you might wind up being connected to someone in the "Outback of Australia", an "Oil Rig in the Gulf of Ton-kin", or maybe even reach someone in the "Outer Hebrides" (heb-bro-dees).... so ...... call up a nearby friend and show them your new found talent by tapping out your vast musical repretiore on your telephone .... or ...... if you don't have any friends and don't know anybody.... or to just get your chops together first... you can always call up the tape-recorded time operator and play over the recorded message ...
Dr. Duck is very proud to be able to provide you with this extremely valuable resource, and if you have some songs you would like to contribute to this collection, be sure and let us know .....

Mister Sandman
42 6 2
6 62 6

America
556159
008084
8424
Strangers In The Night
48848
48684
Eye of the Tiger
6, 6 5 6, 6 5 6, 6 5 4
Ring Around A Rosy
888604
4888604
04044004
Old MacDonald Had A Farm
6667887
99004
466678
87
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444 4 4
444 4 4
444 444
44 444 4
Shave And A Haircut, Two Bits
9 4421 6 6
Way Down Upon The Swanee River
3 2 1321 0 45
6 842
3 2132
1 945
6 54224
When Johnny Comes Marching Home
8 44 4 48 6 86 5* 5*
8 4 44 48 686 9#5#
5 ### 59 99
5 66 6 4 888 48#9
6 8 44 4 404
Happy Birthday
4 4 2 4 # 8
1 1 2 1 98
Auld Lang Syne
8 444 6
8 4 8
9 1 4 3 9 #
Frere Jacques
12311231
369369
9#9631,
9#9631
191,191
Mary Had a Little Lamb
604066 6
22 2 66 6
604066 6
6 8 8 6 8 4
California Here I Come
88 8 8 9 8 1
3 3 3
3 6 34
Mary had a little lamb
3212333
222399
3212333
355931
Good Night, Ladies
9 7 44
9 7 22
9 7 00
9 66 5 54
6542336
558 336
6542336
6 55321
I've Been Working On The Railroad
7 2 4 5
4 2 6 4
Jingle Bells
6 66 666
6#786
9 9 9 995 5
55 5 7 4 5 6
She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain
4 8
## # # 84
4 8 #
Three Blind Mice
6 8 4
6 8 4
9 5 5 4
9 5 5 4
Yankee Doodle
4 4 2 6 4 6 2
4 4 264 1
4 1 5 6
Chinease Song
333322 11 2
The Farmer In The Dell
4 4 4 4 4 4
5 6 6 6 6 6
# #9 # 84
4 6 6 8 8 4
Louie, Louie
111-66-999-66
Row, Row Row Your Boat
4 4 4 86
6 2 6 9 #
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0 00
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4 44
6 2 2 1 1
Help
911

[Made in the USA]

Are things kinda slow at the radio station today??

[Army_of_One]

Dude..you have WAYYYYYYYY to much time on your hands...

[KONQ RADIO]

Has anyone played the Beatles song at the bottom?

[K C Muffin]

Yeah - if anybody has, I'd like a report. When you say to the officer that shows up, "But, Officer, I was just playing a Beatles tune on my phone...." what kind of response did you get?

[notyoubob]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

Yeah - if anybody has, I'd like a report. When you say to the officer that shows up, "But, Officer, I was just playing a Beatles tune on my phone...." what kind of response did you get?

Ma'am, step away from the bong and put that sack of chips down slowly.

[K C Muffin]