For frequent flyers

[jeezeweeze]

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING AIRPLANE SEAT MATES

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or
train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

6. Then hit this link............

http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

[Highwayman]

That might work.

But…..

In this day and age, it might get you severely beaten and thrown off the plane at 35,000 feet with out a parachute!

That’s a lot of time to contemplate your wisdom on the way down.

[K C Muffin]

I dunno. I'm thinkin' maybe....

On the way back from SC last week, on one flight, the boyz decided to sit somewhere else (exit row). I didn't change my seat, so I ended up sitting next to a fat man. That wanted to talk. Well? He had bad breath. The boyz said I should have asked to be reseated. Probly, but then I'da had to sit next to them and listen about the baseball steroid thing. The fat chatty guy was better. Till I swear to God he farted. And the bathroom was full. First time I ever grabbed for the air-sick bag. Swear to God!

Boyz laughed. I'll get 'em the next trip.

Woulda been nice to have this then.....

[Army_of_One]

Originally Posted by jeezeweeze

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING AIRPLANE SEAT MATES

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or
train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

6. Then hit this link............

http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

Bahahahaha...>That's funny....Politically incorrect...but damned funny!