Money

[Bubba]

Money...

It can buy a House -- But not a Home.

It can buy a Bed -- But not Sleep.

It can buy a Clock -- But not Time.

It can buy you a Book -- But not knowledge.

It can buy you a Position -- But not Respect.

It can buy you Medicine -- But not Health.

It can buy you Blood -- But not Life.

It can buy you Sex -- But not Love.

So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering.






So send me all your money -- And I will suffer for you.