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Old 12-20-2007, 11:33 AM
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Walmart Refund Policy

A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?'


She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.


Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,


'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'?

which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!


In shock, the store manager pleads,
'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'

In a huff, the woman says,



'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!'

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:36 AM
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That's good! I'll have to remember that the next time they won't refund my money!!! LOL
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como se dice -- pinch my nipples
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:09 PM
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Spanish -pellizque mis entrerroscas
Italian - intrappoli i miei ugelli
Russian - сожмите мои ниппели
Dutch - knijp mijn uitsteeksels
French - pincez mes mamelons
German - klemmen mein Nippel
Greek - τσιμπήστε τις θηλές μου
Portugese - comprima meus bocais

Personally, I like the French one...mamelons, hehehehe He said mamelons hehehehe
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Gracias, Antonio de Almeja.
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Old 12-22-2007, 06:39 PM
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well at least she got what she wanted
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