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12-20-2007, 11:17 AM
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| Woman marries at 80 for the 4th time! The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!
__________________ *** If the government of the United States was serious about the invasion of our nation by illegal aliens, they would do more about it. And if you do not think this is an invasion, then try and stop it. *** A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take away everything you have -- Thomas Jefferson *** "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil but because of those who look on and do nothing." --Albert Einstein     |
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12-21-2007, 01:30 AM
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| I like that kinda thinkin!!! I'm still stoppin' at three. I don't care what anybody says.
__________________ When the goin' gets tough, the tough go shopping!  |
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12-26-2007, 07:22 PM
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| yikes |
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12-27-2007, 07:23 AM
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| My 2 1/2 were enough in one lifetime... 
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road.  Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine) |
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12-27-2007, 07:29 AM
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| reaper1241 I don't think I have welcomed you yet. If I did...oh well ...here's another  
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road. Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine) |
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12-27-2007, 10:20 AM
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12-27-2007, 10:44 AM
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| Number 1 just short of 20 years Number 2 just short of 22 years Number 3 just short of 3 month living together after we were officially married (what is it about those papers that turns everything to shit....things that make you go hummmmmmm) and had to be separated for 1 year for the divorce to be even considered by the stupid South Carolina law. Oh well the fun was before the license anyway.........lol
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road. Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine) |
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12-27-2007, 11:53 AM
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Holyshit, you is old. LOL, JK
__________________  Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? |
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12-27-2007, 01:12 PM
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| I think I saw her on the "Antiques Roadshow" last week! Kentucky Version.  |
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12-27-2007, 04:48 PM
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| STOP IT YOUR KILLING ME  I got married the first time when I was 12. Met him at a family reunion  
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road. Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine) |
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