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Old 12-20-2007, 01:18 PM
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Old 12-20-2007, 06:15 PM
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Dennis Kucinich got my attention LOL
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Old 12-20-2007, 08:26 PM
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Dennis Kucinich got my attention LOL
Some how, I knew it would Weeze!
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I guess he's not short all over.
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Old 12-22-2007, 10:48 AM
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Now I can understand his "trophy" wife LOL
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