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Old 01-10-2008, 11:29 AM
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I finally found that guy I've been talking to at Microsoft tech support.

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have

passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass

it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the

words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,

"Mister manager, I am ready"

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green,

and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call

center for computer problems.

No doubt you have spoken to him. I have.
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Old 01-10-2008, 01:14 PM
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i've think i've spoken with Mujibar before
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Old 01-12-2008, 04:50 PM
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