Short Stories by...

[Mike B.]

Here is a list of books folks might want to take a minute and read this winter. All Short stories.

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton



THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton, with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy! By Nancy Pelosi