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Old 12-19-2005, 11:50 AM
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Diamonds are the hardest substance known - why Diamonds? Not sure but they reflect light much better than most gemstones. I have a canary diamond as well as others - the diamonds are just prettier.
Emeralds are even rarer than rubies but gotta tell ya I'd rather have a diamond anyday. For me it's inbread.....my dad was a jewler.
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:21 PM
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TK, I will send ya a lump of coal, and if you sit on it long enough, it will turn to a diamond!

At least that's what they tell me--------
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:39 PM
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The day I have to sit on a lump of coal for diamonds is the day I will go for a gender reassignment proceedure........I don't see that commin anytime soon.........LOL
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I wondered why Santa always brings me lumps of coal!!
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:03 PM
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Well that's easy MIT...............

YOU are not buyin enough DIAMONDS!!!!
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Nobody has simply acknowledged "how" jewelry is made.... ?

Thanks Ladies. It usually is a good trade.
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Nuthin better than a smart doG!!!
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well............except smart women!
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people people people... they're shiny ROCKS!

I guess I'll never understand the attraction but that's OK.

It's kinda like when women say, "What's the big deal the're JUST boobs." I just mark it down to differences in taste and leave it at that. They won't understand boobs and I won't understand shiny rocks...

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....They won't understand boobs and I won't understand shiny rocks...
Or politics and economics either for that matter.
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