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Old 12-20-2005, 09:50 PM
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naaaaaaaaaaa - speak for yourself, Hoarsie!!! I, for one, am hung up on the Bling and I'm proud of it! Seriously, I see nothing wrong with putting your money there - there are just as many men that bet on football, buy waaay too much beer, drive great big trucks or waste the family's budget on cute young things in tiny shorts - and none of that will ever increase in value. Call me selfish, but I like my diamonds and my big house! (as long as I don't have to mow the yard):green:

(and I was laughin' at your last post and tried to 'rep' ya, but I have to spread it around first. I'll come back and get ya later!)
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Old 12-20-2005, 09:52 PM
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.... there are just as many men that bet on football, buy waaay too much beer, drive great big trucks or waste the family's budget on cute young things in tiny shorts - and none of that will ever increase in value....
But some of those things might increase in size…..
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But some of those things might increase in size…..
But it's the ones that don't that have me bothered.

Hoarsie, we're gonna have to get you some bling. There's just nothing like that feeling in the world! You can have all the bling you want without the man. That's the good part!!!

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But some of those things might increase in size…..
say what?
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Old 12-20-2005, 10:00 PM
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ummmmmmmmm, hiway?? I had a smart-ass remark all ready, but thought I'd let you reply here first.
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Old 12-20-2005, 11:24 PM
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That's too weird. Then again, it's a hell of a bunch cheaper than a cemetary plot and casket!
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hmmmmmm - kinda like a lock of hair only a little more personal.......
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