Investment tips!

[Mike B.]

Investment tips for 2008~ For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008.


1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa.

5 . FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

And finally...

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

[Made in the USA]

Planters and Budweiser will merge and become:
Beer Nuts

Puss N Boots catfood and Browns Shoes will merge and become:
Pussy Foot

Wilson Athletic Equipment and Raid Insecticide will merge and become:
Moth Balls

Frito Lay and UPS will merge and become:
Laid Up

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