You Might Be Taliban If....

[jeezeweeze]

Troops in Afghanistan are still maintaining a sense of humor, such as it is.
You might be a Taliban if...

1.You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2.You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bulletproof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

[Army_Strong]

Now that is funny!!!

[Army_of_One]

Very funny...even IF you are a Taliban...