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02-03-2008, 09:14 AM
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| The half wit A man owned a small farm in the south west of WA. The Department of Consumer & Employment Protection heard that he was not paying proper wages to his employees and sent an agent down to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $400 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $450 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the farmer.
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road.  Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine)     |
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02-03-2008, 09:15 AM
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| that was a good one!!
__________________ "Change within yourself that which you would like to see changed in the world." Mahatma Ghandi "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." "We are defined by the choices we make." ~Tyler~ (fight club) Eleanor Roosevelt - “It seems difficult to make humanity rise to certain heights except in crises.” |
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02-03-2008, 12:03 PM
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 Hey I just noticed that "HALF WIT" is right under my avatar.I guess if the foo sh*ts I gotta wear it................LOL no one ever accused me of being a WHOLE WIT tho.........  
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road. Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine) |
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02-03-2008, 12:12 PM
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| lol we're in the same boat than
__________________ "Change within yourself that which you would like to see changed in the world." Mahatma Ghandi "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." "We are defined by the choices we make." ~Tyler~ (fight club) Eleanor Roosevelt - “It seems difficult to make humanity rise to certain heights except in crises.” |
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02-03-2008, 12:18 PM
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| At some point all of us are in that same boat.
__________________ "Si vis pacem, para bellum" ("If you want peace, prepare for war!") |
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02-03-2008, 12:41 PM
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Yepper but I am getting seasick ...............LOL
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road. Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine) |
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02-03-2008, 12:43 PM
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| You know that they have a pill you can take for that!!
__________________ "Si vis pacem, para bellum" ("If you want peace, prepare for war!") |
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02-03-2008, 12:57 PM
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__________________ "Change within yourself that which you would like to see changed in the world." Mahatma Ghandi "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." "We are defined by the choices we make." ~Tyler~ (fight club) Eleanor Roosevelt - “It seems difficult to make humanity rise to certain heights except in crises.” |
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02-03-2008, 02:48 PM
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| but those short spurts of psychotic episodes are pretty fun....at least you have an excuse... 
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