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Old 02-03-2008, 09:58 AM
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Old 02-03-2008, 10:19 AM
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Just goes to show you how many stupid people are really out there. When I was in law enforcement I responded to a lot oof stupid calls but nothing like these. My worst one was a lady called and said her AC in her house was not working. When I got there I found that she had turned her heater on and not her AC.
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Old 02-03-2008, 10:52 AM
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Just goes to show you how many stupid people are really out there. When I was in law enforcement I responded to a lot oof stupid calls but nothing like these. My worst one was a lady called and said her AC in her house was not working. When I got there I found that she had turned her heater on and not her AC.
that's hilarious
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I did not find it funny at all. To be it was a waste of my time. But I guess since I was on the clock I was doing my duty.
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I'm not sure why you even went to the house if it wasn't working.. it wasn't on fire or anything was it? not trieng to rob her? wasn't aware police responded to a/c's not working
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Old 02-03-2008, 11:36 AM
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The department I worked for had us respond to everything. If you called 911 or the non emergency number who at least had a cop on you door step.
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This is the funniest one I've ever heard. It was fake but funny nonetheless.

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