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| Just goes to show you how many stupid people are really out there. When I was in law enforcement I responded to a lot oof stupid calls but nothing like these. My worst one was a lady called and said her AC in her house was not working. When I got there I found that she had turned her heater on and not her AC.
__________________ "Si vis pacem, para bellum" ("If you want peace, prepare for war!") |
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__________________ "Change within yourself that which you would like to see changed in the world." Mahatma Ghandi "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." "We are defined by the choices we make." ~Tyler~ (fight club) Eleanor Roosevelt - “It seems difficult to make humanity rise to certain heights except in crises.” |
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| I did not find it funny at all. To be it was a waste of my time. But I guess since I was on the clock I was doing my duty.
__________________ "Si vis pacem, para bellum" ("If you want peace, prepare for war!") |
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| I'm not sure why you even went to the house if it wasn't working.. it wasn't on fire or anything was it? not trieng to rob her? wasn't aware police responded to a/c's not working
__________________ "Change within yourself that which you would like to see changed in the world." Mahatma Ghandi "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." "We are defined by the choices we make." ~Tyler~ (fight club) Eleanor Roosevelt - “It seems difficult to make humanity rise to certain heights except in crises.” |
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| The department I worked for had us respond to everything. If you called 911 or the non emergency number who at least had a cop on you door step.
__________________ "Si vis pacem, para bellum" ("If you want peace, prepare for war!") |
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| This is the funniest one I've ever heard. It was fake but funny nonetheless. YTMND - Funniest 911 Call EVAR!!
__________________ "What? Art thou drawn amongst these heartless hinds?" Tybalt - Romeo & Juliet When I hear someone sigh and say, "Life is hard", I am tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" Don't come to a battle of wits completely unarmed. There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed. So long, and thanks for all the fish. |
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