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02-07-2008, 02:44 PM
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| Tea Time? One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up. Then she says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?'
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02-07-2008, 04:04 PM
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| If it's good enough for the dog, must be good enough for everyone else. 
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02-08-2008, 08:44 PM
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| Sounds like a dad that didn't get his arse up off the chair to see what the young 'un was doing'!
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02-08-2008, 11:13 PM
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| I hope it was flushed before the kid served tea.
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02-09-2008, 10:56 AM
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| It was a very dark tea...lol
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