Could this be KC Muffin - DodgeBoard.com

Kodiak · #1 (**permalink**) 12-18-2005, 06:57 PM

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags,
and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd
better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the Chiefs Football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and
stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone
sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say, $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up...."

Lone Gunman · #2 (**permalink**) 12-18-2005, 07:02 PM

I'd say yes but I don't want to get into trouble for agreeing that she's a little old lady. After all she all ready told Santa Claus that I was a bad boy so now I'm getin nutten for Christmas. I damn sure don't want her talking to the Easter Bunny too.

K C Muffin · #3 (**permalink**) 12-18-2005, 10:31 PM

Good call, Gunnie! Ya know, I like that old lady! Thankfully, I don't live anywhere near the trash from the Stadium. That was funny, Kodak - thanks for posting it!

Flying Dutchman · #4 (**permalink**) 12-19-2005, 04:47 AM

KC Muffin, Texcan and a friend are all sitting on a park bench one fine afternoon, just chatting and watching the pigeons. Out of nowhere this man appears before them, wearing a long trenchcoat and a smile. He stands before them and quickly opens his coat, flashing them.
"Oh my God!" yells KC, and has a stroke right there.
Seeing this, Texkan immediately has a stroke also.
The third lady looks up at the man and says:
"I don't care what my two friends did, I aint touching that thing."

Captain Kemical · #5 (**permalink**) 12-19-2005, 11:29 AM

ouch.....LOL

TexKan · #6 (**permalink**) 12-19-2005, 11:58 AM

Well that obviously didn't happen after a happy hour when we had consumed the "original" aphrodesiac......LOL........Guess Blondemoments was with us.......And BTW.........If me and KC had a stroke it was from Laughin our little hearts to death................We will not say whe "the man" was for a fair price.........ante up boys!!