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Old 02-12-2008, 05:22 AM
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The old man and the Marine

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across
Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.


He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and
meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't
reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton".

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is
not the President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away . .

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
Said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs.
Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"



The old man answered,
"Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!"


The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow. "
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Old 02-12-2008, 05:27 AM
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Hillary and Bill have a dream

Who knew.....LOL
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Old 02-12-2008, 07:18 AM
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Those are pretty good.

I read something yesterday (not sure if it was meant to be funny or not) but Hillary could but won't pick Bill as her running mate...lol. Then once elected she could resign making him the President again. Even though one can only serve 2 terms this would be legal according to this person. She could then run again. This sounded kind of weird but it's a new situation having a "husband" that is a former President.
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Old 02-16-2008, 04:44 PM
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I can't imagine she even likes Bill enough to give up her one chance at true power. I've heard the same thing, but I just don't give much thought to it. She's too power hungry.
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