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02-12-2008, 09:50 AM
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| Speaking of women... How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------- -------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me." --------------------------------------------------- ---------------- How do you fix a woman' s watch? You don't There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to Build up the required pressure. ---- ----------------------------------------- ---------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told ----------------------- -------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. -------------------------------------------------------! ------------ Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake ---------------------------------------------! ---------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. -------------------- ----------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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02-12-2008, 09:52 AM
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| Classic... How many men does it take to change a light bulb? NONE, the b**tch will do it when she's done with the dishes... 
__________________ "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology, which is a threat to countries in the region, and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process..............." Nancy Pelosi > December 16, 1998 LIBERALISM The haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves. |
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02-17-2008, 07:12 PM
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| What about? What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing you already told her twice. What is the first thing a women do when she gets out of a battered womens clinic? The dishes if she knows what is good for her. Now for those of you who know my wife, you know I don't practice these.
__________________ "Si vis pacem, para bellum" ("If you want peace, prepare for war!") |
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02-17-2008, 07:34 PM
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and wordy....did you just post that b*llshit so I'd tell you that your a pig????
__________________ I'm not really blonde, I just have those moments |
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02-17-2008, 09:09 PM
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| Wise man say.... Generally speaking a woman...is generally speaking.
__________________ "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology, which is a threat to countries in the region, and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process..............." Nancy Pelosi > December 16, 1998 LIBERALISM The haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves. |
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02-17-2008, 09:16 PM
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| Definition of a generic woman; One that may vary in size, shape or color, but is suitable for everyday use.
__________________  ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕThree groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s |
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