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| i guess asking him if he would deliver these is out of the question!! LOL
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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| No doubt.
__________________ "What? Art thou drawn amongst these heartless hinds?" Tybalt - Romeo & Juliet When I hear someone sigh and say, "Life is hard", I am tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" Don't come to a battle of wits completely unarmed. There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed. So long, and thanks for all the fish. |
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| Cough medicine The pharmacist arrives at work to find a frightened- looking man leaning against the wall. What's wrong with him? the pharmacist asks his clerk. He wanted cough medicine, but I couldn't find any, so I gave him a laxative. Laxatives won't cure a cough, yells the owner. Sure they will. Look at him. He's afraid to cough. |
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