Live to 80 ?

[jeezeweeze]

WILL I LIVE TO BE 80?

Some times you just have to ask yourself 'Will I live to be 80?'

I recently chose a new primary care physician.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
Do you think I'll live to be 80?

He asked, Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?

No, I replied. I don't do drugs, either.

Then he asked, Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

I said, No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!

Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating,
fishing or relaxing in the beach?

No, I don't, I said.

He asked, Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?

No, I said. I don't do any of those things.

Then he looked at me and asked,

Then why do you give a shit

[jeezeweeze]

I can't respond
to any emails today,
Something has crashed
on my computer .....

[JayhawkMom]

Originally Posted by jeezeweeze

I can't respond
to any emails today,
Something has crashed
on my computer .....

Looks like my cat Tokyo......

[jeezeweeze]

I love Siamese cats. I have been the proud owner of 2 so far. Meechee was the first and Simon the second......

I cannot seem to keep purebreds alive tho....

[Bound]

Holy cow! I have a Siamese name Simon- he looked alot like that as a baby but is 15 pounds now. He's wonderful!