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03-11-2008, 01:09 PM
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| Woman swallowed whole by leopard. Woman swallowed whole by leopard survives! Rescuers chop off head of leopard just in time Story seemed too fantastic to be true Yet...well This photograph is what finally convinced me
__________________ "What? Art thou drawn amongst these heartless hinds?" Tybalt - Romeo & Juliet When I hear someone sigh and say, "Life is hard", I am tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" Don't come to a battle of wits completely unarmed. There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed. So long, and thanks for all the fish.      |
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03-11-2008, 02:39 PM
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__________________ Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?" |
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03-11-2008, 05:12 PM
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| I know the above photo is meant as a joke and all, but I demand that it be removed because it offends me. In addition, Animal Rights Activists everywhere are offended and we are reporting this to the National Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals! On top of that, the NAAFP, National Association for the Advancement of Fat People will be filing a lawsuit for making fun of fat people. Plus, the Black Panthers will be complaining because a Jaguar was used instead of a Black Panther, and that does not meet the Affirmative Action Codes! Geezus People--------Lighten UP!!!! (Note: "Geezus" does not mean "Jesus", so all of you Bible Thumpers and Atheists take a hike too)! People just f--king amaze me. Maybe Hitler was right! (Note: I was referring to Hitler's fondness of Cuban Cigars). Oh, S--T, actually they were not Cuban, but he smoked some weeds by the road, got syphillus, went friggin' nuts, and the rest is history. Oh, CRAP, maybe he had gonnorhhea, HIV, and syphillus, wouldn't want to leave anyone out. OH man!, and nuts----well he could have went "ovaries" too! Now, I hope I have included EVERYONE and not OFFENDED ANYONE!!! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- I need a beer and a smoke! |
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03-11-2008, 05:30 PM
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| MIT, I’m offended that you’re offended. Besides, Hitler was the original anti-smoking Nazi.
__________________  ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s |
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03-11-2008, 06:47 PM
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| damnit damnit!! I told ya'll not to post my pic!!!!
__________________ I'm not really blonde, I just have those moments |
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05-11-2008, 10:24 AM
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| I dunno.....before I saw my picture, I was thinkin' I looked pretty fetching in my leopard rights. Geez. I think I'll go back to old house coats and knee-highs.
__________________ When the goin' gets tough, the tough go shopping!  |
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