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Old 03-12-2008, 10:48 AM
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Why women move to Florida
They grow on trees there!
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Weezie, that "offends" me! I'm turning you in to the Horticulture and Woody Society. By the way, my "roots" go alot farther back!
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Weezie, that "offends" me! I'm turning you in to the Horticulture and Woody Society. By the way, my "roots" go alot farther back!
You know I had to google that society.....

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I was just curious about where the batteries go.....LOL
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I would just like to know what kind of tree that is????????

Is it a fluke or what?



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Hum...Woody Plants, with attention and love wonder how big they would grow?
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I would just like to know what kind of tree that is????????

Is it a fluke or what?



I think that is what you call a "Woodpecker" Tree!!
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I think what probably happened is a woman was pissed at significant other and chopped off the wee wee and buried it.... a little rain, a little sunshine and the rest is history...
Penis tree............. huge penis tree........ silly woman, never, ever do that to a huge penis. WTF ?

I bet she misses that penis......whaddayathink ?
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Like I said, Weezie, it is a WOOD PECKER Tree----
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I think what probably happened is a woman was pissed at significant other and chopped off the wee wee and buried it.... a little rain, a little sunshine and the rest is history...
Penis tree............. huge penis tree........ silly woman, never, ever do that to a huge penis. WTF ?

I bet she misses that penis......whaddayathink ?
She prolly does...but now she can look out her window at it anytime she wants.
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