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03-15-2008, 10:50 AM
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| A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?" After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend." 'Wow," says the barkeep. "What did you do about it?" "I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out." "That makes sense," remarks the barkeep... "And, what about your best friend?" "I looked him right in the eye and yelled, "Bad Dog"
__________________ "What? Art thou drawn amongst these heartless hinds?" Tybalt - Romeo & Juliet When I hear someone sigh and say, "Life is hard", I am tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" Don't come to a battle of wits completely unarmed. There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed. So long, and thanks for all the fish.      |
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