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03-22-2008, 10:11 AM
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| Estate Planning When Joe found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his Stepmother. Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road.  Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine)     |
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03-22-2008, 10:18 AM
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| grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
__________________ People too weak to follow their own dreams will usually try to find a way to discourage yours............... Originally Posted by Army_of_One My fault...sorry Pootsy. |
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03-22-2008, 10:26 AM
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| The Walmart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Walmart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Walmart greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Walmart Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road. Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine) |
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03-22-2008, 10:58 AM
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| That there's funny. I don't care WHO ya are! 
__________________ When the goin' gets tough, the tough go shopping!  |
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