Public Service Announcement

[hoarsewhisperer]

Attention to those of you with ample testosterone

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a$600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico,Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of itwill help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still producedi n the US. Thank you for your help

[jeezeweeze]

[aft_lizard01]

I didnt know the money automatically bypasses the american middle-man that imports, stocks, distributes,refines, assembles, and sales the merchandise or commodity in question. Thanks for the heads up we really are in a crappy situation!(/sarc)

[momof2beautifulkids]

[357 mag]

[Bubba]

Originally Posted by aft_lizard01

I didnt know the money automatically bypasses the american middle-man that imports, stocks, distributes,refines, assembles, and sales the merchandise or commodity in question. Thanks for the heads up we really are in a crappy situation!(/sarc)

Don't get too bent out of shape. It is a joke! That is why it's in the Funny Bone!!!

[Tony Clams]

Originally Posted by hoarsewhisperer

Attention to those of you with ample testosterone

Thank you for the ok to go to the liquor store and call an adult service provider with my free government cheese.

[aft_lizard01]

Originally Posted by Bubba

Don't get too bent out of shape. It is a joke! That is why it's in the Funny Bone!!!

I know, but at 7 in the morning my logic is too high and thus my humor is non existant.

[jeezeweeze]

Originally Posted by aft_lizard01

I know, but at 7 in the morning my logic is too high and thus my humor is non existant.

You too ?