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Old 04-02-2008, 04:16 AM
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Patient - Doctor Sex

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Doctor Dean had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.



But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dean, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dean."



But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering: "Dean, you're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard."
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Old 04-02-2008, 07:12 AM
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LMAO! Thats a good one!
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Old 04-02-2008, 08:08 AM
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Patient - Doctor Sex


Doctor Dean had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.



But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dean, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dean."



But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering: "Dean, you're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard."
You sick puppy....
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When asked whether his patient was a male or female, Dr. Dean indignantly answered: A female of course, what do you think I am — a pervert?
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