investment tips 2008

[notyoubob]

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2008... For all of you with any money left, be
aware of
the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor
and make
some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2008.


1.Hale Business System s, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W.R.Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood..

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!

And finally
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new
name: Titty Titty Bang Bang

[Army_of_One]

Good post...

That's almost like the one Mike B posted a few weeks ago...

Investment tips!

[357 mag]

THOSE ARE GREAT!