New York Times...

[Mike B.]

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning
into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her
jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her
screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and
hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the
pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to
her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker,
says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I ever saw a man do in
my entire life."

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times and tomorrow's edition will have this on the page one. What brand of motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?"

"A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican," replied the biker.

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on page one:

'BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.'

[Army_of_One]

now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!!