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04-27-2008, 10:50 AM
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| Well this explains it A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania and Texas ~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC!!! Any Questions??? NO? Didn't think So.
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road.  Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine)     |
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04-27-2008, 11:00 AM
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__________________ "Si vis pacem, para bellum" ("If you want peace, prepare for war!") |
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04-27-2008, 11:50 AM
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__________________ When the goin' gets tough, the tough go shopping!  |
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04-28-2008, 07:16 AM
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| - The Silent generation, people born before 1945. - The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1964 - Generation X, people born between 1965 and 1979. - Generation Y, people born between 1977 and 1989. Why do we call the last one generation Y. I did not know, but a caricaturist explains it eloquently below...
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road. Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine) |
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