When thongs are wrong

[K C Muffin]

Every damn time he goes to the store, he offers to pick up some cottage cheese. I usually start to tell him that sounds good when he starts laughing. Sick bastard. j/k, T - luv ya!

[Jolly Rancher]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

Hail damage, huh? Hubby has a different word for it. I ain't sharin' it, either. Hurts too much.....

Tell him his puberty pimples have now fallen down to his ass!