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Old 05-17-2008, 03:41 AM
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It can buy a House -- But not a Home.

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It can buy you Medicine -- But not Health.

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So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering. So send me all your money -- And I will suffer for you.
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So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering. So send me all your money -- And I will suffer for you.
WOW. whattaguy! Thanks, Bubba! The check's in the mail! I can't believe my luck! WOW.
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