Police Recruit.

[K C Muffin]

Actually.........hubby made a loooong Christmas list the first year we were married. On it were the usual underwear, socks, cologne and ties. But there was also a portable bar that would eventually be in the basement after it was finished, a keg-erator, and a Chinese k Swing - otherwise known as a Loooooove Swing. He made the list every year and the usuals were all there, but I'd been buying the "other" things one at a time - he got an oak portable bar, and a kegerator and a couple of other things that were on the list. This year there was nothing left...........but the Chinese k Swing. So I went on Ebay, they weren't badly priced and I bought one for a joke. He just thinks it's the neatest thing. 'Course he either has to drill a hole into a rafter in the bedroom or buy the metal pole hanger. Right now, it's just a conversation piece when only adults are around. I thought he'd die when he opened it. I'll be the one to die if he ever drills a hole and installs it. Now, aren't I a good wife?

[Highwayman]

Originally Posted by Lone Gunman

Watch out highway she'll hit you with that newspaper she was holding.

Or use that halo like that guy used his hat in Goldfinger.

[blondemoments]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

Hunting sounds like fun - but sounds too early!

It is too early....but I'll sleep on the way there....good think I'll be amongst friends, cause I'll look like hell. LOL

but there's nothing like the smell of gun powder in the morning.....LOL I know I'm strange. But a bad day of hunting beats the hell outta work or housecleaning any time.

[Highwayman]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

.... Now, aren't I a good wife?

You’re a good wife. Next year you can get him one of those flat turntables with a hole in the middle.

[K C Muffin]

huh?

[Highwayman]

Originally Posted by blondemoments

...but there's nothing like the smell of gun powder in the morning.....

And napalm.

[blondemoments]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

I'll be the one to die if he ever drills a hole and installs it. Now, aren't I a good wife?

LOL...you've done it now girl

[Lone Gunman]

KCM you can get me a pair of those chaps like that cop was wearing. I'll furnish my own cuffs.:green:

[K C Muffin]

Ok - I'll go back to Ebay and see what I can find. What size???

Is adjustable OK? Cuz I'd want hubby to be able to wear them after he puts the hole in the ceiling...............

[Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

Ok - I'll go back to Ebay and see what I can find. What size???

Is adjustable OK? Cuz I'd want hubby to be able to wear them after he puts the hole in the ceiling...............

Sounds good to me. Maybe I can just shoot a hole in the ceiling for him.