Guts or Balls

[Lone Gunman]

>We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
>the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
>definition for each is listed below...
>
>GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
>assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
>still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
>
>BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
>perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
>and having the balls to say: "You're next."
>
>I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

[K C Muffin]

No...not really. Either one of 'em would land the lesser half in the dog house!

[TexKan]

Good one!!....Sad truth is I have been with both kinds. I finally went with the guy with "guts"......... got tired of always bein "next".......... I figger it's safer to have "guts" - who wants a guy with "balls" when everyone else in town has the same ones you have??????.............. I just love this joke!!

[Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

No...not really. Either one of 'em would land the lesser half in the dog house!

Didn't say it would work I was just giving the definitions.