Wives

[Binky Bainbridge]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from Florida, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from South Carolina. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man, Bill, had married a New York girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a sandwich, load the dishwasher, and call a decorator.

[jeezeweeze]

[Army_Strong]

I think I married the sister of the girl from New York.

[K C Muffin]

Originally Posted by Army_Strong

I think I married the sister of the girl from New York.

Da Sistas call that payback.....

[blondemoments]

ya got that right sista!

[wordsmythe]

reminds me of this one...

stop me if you already heard it.


What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?























































Shouldn't have to tell her anything since you already told her twice.

[Army_Strong]

Wordy I have a bunch of those types of jokes. But, for the fear of my life from the sistas I will refrain from putting any of them on here for now. But, if the sistas don't start playing nice, I will have to break out the sex card and put them all here.

[K C Muffin]

ummmmm.......huh? But, mister, we ALWAYS play nice....

[blondemoments]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

ummmmm.......huh? But, mister, we ALWAYS play nice....

ditto sista.....we always play nice!!!!

Wordy...I've said it before and I'll say it again.......your a

[wordsmythe]

Originally Posted by blondemoments

ditto sista.....we always play nice!!!!

Wordy...I've said it before and I'll say it again.......your a

So what you're saying is that it's funny when a joke advocates violence agaisnt men but it's NOT ok when the very same thing is turned around on women?

And that makes ME an