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Old 07-09-2008, 04:08 AM
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A 22 year old blonde with big hooters would probably work!
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:16 AM
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A 22 year old blonde with big hooters would probably work!

Actually thats a good present MIT.... but isn't 22 a bit old.....
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:37 AM
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A 22 year old blonde with big hooters would probably work!
Make it a red head and promise that she will go away afther he's done with her and I think you've got a winner!

I mean she HAS to go away because I wouldn't want to put up with the same BS I had to put up with when I was younger and dating 22-year-olds.
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Heck, the 13 and 14 year olds dress and look like they are 20 anymore. I'd feel safer, if she was 22!
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Old 07-09-2008, 05:38 PM
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Now that all that's outta your system, got any other ideas? I wonder if I could hire somebody to come over and actually install the swing....but that would mean drilling holes in the ceiling. Don't wanna do that just yet. Mebbe I'll find one of those swing frames.....yeah - that's the ticket. He'd die. I'll make him open it in front of the kids again.....
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Old 07-09-2008, 06:29 PM
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get him some handcuffs to go with it...
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Old 07-09-2008, 06:42 PM
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You still got the "whips and chains"? Maybe you should update your arsenal?
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:12 PM
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get him some handcuffs to go with it...
What if he uses 'em on me!?!

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You still got the "whips and chains"? Maybe you should update your arsenal?
update? I don't have whips & chains. I've never needed 'em......hmmmm
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what if he uses 'em on me!?!
even better !!!!!!
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What if he uses 'em on me!?!
and you'd be complaining about what?
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