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07-08-2008, 07:15 PM
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| Face Cream... A man and wife are shopping in a supermarket, when the man puts a case of beer in the shopping cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 a case", he says. "Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the man. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says. The man replies.... "SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE!"
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07-08-2008, 07:31 PM
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07-08-2008, 09:31 PM
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| Weeze - be nice to 'im. He posted cuz he thought it was funnee. I imagine somebunny (Mrs.) already slapped him up aside o'his head. One o'these days, I'm gonna find a good one, too. An' I'll post it. Just you wait. Any day now.
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07-08-2008, 09:43 PM
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| Sounds like something my husband would say...cause he thinks he's funny!!! Gotta luv him
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07-08-2008, 09:57 PM
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07-08-2008, 10:03 PM
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 well KC, ya gotta live with them, because it's illegal to shoot them! j/k If I took all his little jokes seriously...we'd have a real problem. Gotta keep the humor going. Kinda like when I tell him kiss my butt and he says it's too big of a job for him, I just tell him I'm sure I can find someone else that would be happy to do it.....LOL besides, he can't reach the top shelf, he's not much taller than I am. But I can find other things he's useful for. 
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07-08-2008, 10:08 PM
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07-08-2008, 10:15 PM
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| btw Sista....speaking of things he's useful for...do you still have that swing????? ok, I'm off to bed now...gotta get some beauty sleep or I won't be able to wipe most of the ugly off in the morning. 
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07-08-2008, 10:17 PM
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| Yep - still got it. Haven't put it on Ebay or Craig's List just yet. Still in the box. The box is really battered now, but it's still in the box. Sort of.  Hey - calling all males. Hubby surprised me with a gorgeous bracelet for a combo birthday/anniversary gift (both are in September and he's only 3 months early......I seriously believe he couldn't remember the date, so decided to be early just to be safe). So now I have to top it for his Sept. birthday. What can I give him that will top the look on his face when he opened the swing at Christmas? Any suggestions? I'm fresh out of ideas. I don't think I can top that one.
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07-09-2008, 02:40 AM
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| A 22 year old blonde with big hooters would probably work!  |
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