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Old 01-01-2006, 11:16 AM
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Okay what kinda party is this and why wasn't I invited.
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Old 01-01-2006, 11:29 AM
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I couldn’t tell you what kind of party it is, but I’ve got a good guess why you weren’t invited.
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Old 01-01-2006, 11:44 AM
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I couldn’t tell you what kind of party it is, but I’ve got a good guess why you weren’t invited.
Probably just as well anyway, I have a feeling sometime during the party there would be a taser and some super glue.
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Old 01-01-2006, 11:48 AM
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LOL....they probably figured you wouldn't shave and wear the thong
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LOL....they probably figured you wouldn't shave and wear the thong
I'll bet that's it.
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Sometimes young women are repelled by the thought of cold metal against bare skin. We'll invite you to our party the next time if you promise to leave the holster and guns outside.
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Sometimes young women are repelled by the thought of cold metal against bare skin. We'll invite you to our party the next time if you promise to leave the holster and guns outside.
Now wait a minute....lets rethink that whole thing...lol

ok, maybe you'd better leave them outside.lol
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Now wait a minute....lets rethink that whole thing...lol

ok, maybe you'd better leave them outside.lol
You're right as usual, Sis - maybe he could warm 'em up and THEN bring them inside!

Hey - how'd the hunting go?
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You're right as usual, Sis - maybe he could warm 'em up and THEN bring them inside!

Hey - how'd the hunting go?
I didn't get to go....Woke up with a really bad ear ache...and sent them off without me.

Oh well maybe tomorrow.
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