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Old 01-02-2006, 12:07 PM
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nope - and I need to apologize to anybody that the post might have offended. I forgot it wasn't just 'us' that read these posts.

Are you still willing to come in a shoot on in the ceiling?
Yeah. I don't have any chaps but I guess I can just cut the butt out of my britches.
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Old 01-02-2006, 12:09 PM
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Well - now that I'm back from the "oil change rack".......... kinda like doin orientation.........LOL.......... I personally was gonna go out and look for the swing.......just sounds like so much fun...... I think that late at night it probably is just "us" that reads....... and cides........ that's what postin is about - ya can always say ya disapprove.......

Ain't my sis nice - rememberin our raisin and bein polite and all???????
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Old 01-02-2006, 01:55 PM
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Are you still willing to come in a shoot on in the ceiling?
Omigod! How did you ever make sense of that? I swear. I either need to increase the old lady medicine or decrease it. Or just find somethin' else fun to take!
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Old 01-02-2006, 01:57 PM
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Our drugs must be the same........... I read it without skippin a beat - think it's genetics????????
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Omigod! How did you ever make sense of that? I swear. I either need to increase the old lady medicine or decrease it. Or just find somethin' else fun to take!
I guess all olderpeople must be able to read older people's writing because I read it ok too.
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The grease and oil is really going to show on the white uniform.
Looks like he already is coated in "grease and oil", either that or he has been out in the sun too long!!
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Old 01-02-2006, 03:39 PM
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Well truth is I have had a couple of "pretty boys" before........ I find they actually were really nice but just didn't hold my attention long....... there was just sumthin that didn't seem quite right to me....... maybe i felt they were bein short changed........ don't know but I ended it - guess the guilt was just too much!!...........LOL I don't run with dogs - (nuthin meant by that lurker)....... but those model lookin kinda guys just didn't look right in my room the next mornin.... if ya know what I mean..........LOL
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Well truth is I have had a couple of "pretty boys" before........ I find they actually were really nice but just didn't hold my attention long....... there was just sumthin that didn't seem quite right to me....... maybe i felt they were bein short changed........ don't know but I ended it - guess the guilt was just too much!!...........LOL I don't run with dogs - (nuthin meant by that lurker)....... but those model lookin kinda guys just didn't look right in my room the next mornin.... if ya know what I mean..........LOL
Yeah I bet the looked pretty good that night though didn't they.
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It's been a while since one of those guys was in my house when I woke up....I'd just be fun - one more time! Or else I can just hang out and let 'im change my oil, errrr tires.
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Hell LG - they looked good the next day......... the problem was I figger anyone THAT purty is gonna be a tough one to keep. I don't play well with others when it comes to that....... just don't like the compititon.... I personally thought why the hell would they wanna hang out with me??? I'm not a slouch but I don't think claudia schiffer is my sis or nuthin..... they hung around but I guess I just couldn't see me with a guy purtier than I am.....LOL
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