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[Lone Gunman]

I found that a lot of very pretty women, and some thought they were better lookin then they really were, kinda think their so great and you would do anything to keep them and when they find out you won't that's when all hell breaks loose.

[K C Muffin]

and your point is...........

[TexKan]

Originally Posted by Lone Gunman

I found that a lot of very pretty women, and some thought they were better lookin then they really were, kinda think their so great and you would do anything to keep them and when they find out you won't that's when all hell breaks loose.

Well maybe I just consider myself bout average cause that's kinda how I felt bout the purty boys....... truth is tho - it turns out it's the "average" lookin guys that treat ya like crap......... I never stayed with the purty ones long enough to find out......... just figgered all that purty was gonna be more trouble than it was worth............. course my partner is purty but hell we've known each other 20+ years........ but he sure treats me good!!...... I am a brat!!

[Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

and your point is...........

My point is they're good to look at but they can be more trouble then they're worth. Many of them think their looks will carry them through anything but looks do fade and then they're no longer a good looking pain in the keester they're just a pain in the keester.
Don't you remember that old song If You Want To Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life Never Make A Pretty Woman Your wife?

[Lone Gunman]

Here are the lyrics to the song


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you


Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you


Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[K C Muffin]

Thanks for that, Gunnie - that was gonna be my next post..... Funny how we think alike. Funny and scary - very scary.

In my teens, I thought I was an ugly duckling because I was so tall and skinny. Then I was married for 100 years. I thought he had to tell me I was beautiful. Then after we divorced, I found out there was ugly beautiful, ugly ugly and just plain beautiful. I think gettin' to just plain beautiful takes a little work, a lot of patience and a whole bunch of growin' pain!

Men are about the same, the way I see it. There's ugly, ugly (there's one of those on the other board), ugly beautiful and just plain beautiful. 'Course, ya have to be at least 45 or 50 to hit just plain beautiful, cuz it's life that makes ya that way!

It still never hurts to be drop-dead gorgeous sometimes, though!!!

[hoarsewhisperer]

Originally Posted by Lone Gunman

Here are the lyrics to the song


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you


Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you


Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

LG you single? i might know someone hehehe

[Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by hoarsewhisperer

LG you single? i might know someone hehehe

I she ugly, do her eyes match? Yes I am single have been for a bout 13 years.

[Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

Thanks for that, Gunnie - that was gonna be my next post..... Funny how we think alike. Funny and scary - very scary.

In my teens, I thought I was an ugly duckling because I was so tall and skinny. Then I was married for 100 years. I thought he had to tell me I was beautiful. Then after we divorced, I found out there was ugly beautiful, ugly ugly and just plain beautiful. I think gettin' to just plain beautiful takes a little work, a lot of patience and a whole bunch of growin' pain!

Men are about the same, the way I see it. There's ugly, ugly (there's one of those on the other board), ugly beautiful and just plain beautiful. 'Course, ya have to be at least 45 or 50 to hit just plain beautiful, cuz it's life that makes ya that way!

It still never hurts to be drop-dead gorgeous sometimes, though!!!

Truer words were never spoken. Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder. Some look at themselves and think they are ugly others look at themselves and think they're beautiful. Who's to say who's right and who's wrong. Although there are some that are just butt ugly in everyones eyes. And not just on the outside.

[Highwayman]

Originally Posted by Lone Gunman

Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.

I’ve heard it said that some folks think beauty is in the hole of the behinder, but I never could figure that one out.