Temped

[Lone Gunman]

A story from an engaged man:
>> >
>> >I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
>> >for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
>> >little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.
>> >
>> >My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
>> >and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was
> near
>> >me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate.
>> >She never did it when she was near anyone else.
>> >
>> >
>> >One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
>> >wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
> me
>> >that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
>> >She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
>> >married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock,
>> >and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
>> >and
>> >if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
>> >I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
>> >When
>> >she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
>> >stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
>> >straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
> towards
>> >my car.
>> >
>> >
>> >Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
> clapping!
>> >With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
>> >very
>> >happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for
>> >better
>> >man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"
>> >
>> >
>> >And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car
>> >
>> >
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