Who is Jack Schitt

[DJD]

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We findourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in anintellectual way.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizermagnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. Theyhad one son, Jack.In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious coupleproduced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, BullSchitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents'objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schittlater married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them,she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe SchittSherlock.Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son witha rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other sixchildren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughoutchildhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dualceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced theSchitt-Happens nuptials.The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt,the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned fromItaly with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt, ' you can correctthem.

[meadmice]

hehe, i've seen this before. i think i had it on a keychain at one point in time... :p kinda like the one about all of the different candy bars being related.