English businessmen

[notyoubob]

Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot
tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're
selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Norwegian walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Norwegian,
accent asked 'Vhat might ya be sellin' here?' One of the men replied
sarcastically, 'We're selling a$$holes.' Without skipping a beat, the
Norwegian, said, 'You're doing well ... Only two left!'