Obsessions

[notyoubob]

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children.
'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy.'
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.'

[KONQ RADIO]

Remember the era when lots of girls were named Crystal?

And a boy's name: Ellis D.....

[hoarsewhisperer]

Remember the era when lots of girls were named Crystal?

And a boy's name: Ellis D.....

[Jolly Rancher]

Yea, it took me a while. I must have missed that era.

Crystal - Crystal meth, I assume

Ellis D. - LSD

[meadmice]

I always thought Crystal was a pretty name. Never thought about any drug connotations. Then again, just about anything can be misconstrued if you think about it long enough.

[357 mag]

That's funny notyoubob!! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

[Made in the USA]

Yea, it took me a while. I must have missed that era.

Crystal - Crystal meth, I assume

Ellis D. - LSD

Way, way back-----they called it "speed", if I remember right.
LSD, they originally developed to give to the military, No $hit!

[Housewife]

I missed that era. However, I still got it. Ha Ha

[Jolly Rancher]

BTW - Welcome, Housewife. I missed your entrance.

[357 mag]

BTW - Welcome, Housewife. I missed your entrance.

Me too Me too!!! Welcome!!!