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notyoubob · #1 (**permalink**) 09-03-2008, 04:46 PM

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children.
'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy.'
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.'

KONQ RADIO · #2 (**permalink**) 09-03-2008, 05:15 PM

Remember the era when lots of girls were named Crystal?

And a boy's name: Ellis D.....

hoarsewhisperer · #3 (**permalink**) 09-03-2008, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by KONQ RADIO

Remember the era when lots of girls were named Crystal?

And a boy's name: Ellis D.....

Jolly Rancher · #4 (**permalink**) 09-04-2008, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by hoarsewhisperer

Yea, it took me a while. I must have missed that era.

Crystal - Crystal meth, I assume

Ellis D. - LSD

meadmice · #5 (**permalink**) 09-04-2008, 06:16 AM

I always thought Crystal was a pretty name. Never thought about any drug connotations. Then again, just about anything can be misconstrued if you think about it long enough.