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09-03-2008, 05:46 PM
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| Obsessions A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.' He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.' At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.'     |
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09-03-2008, 06:15 PM
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| Remember the era when lots of girls were named Crystal? And a boy's name: Ellis D.....
__________________ Fumbles, accept this fact. People are born with assured predispositions that bias them to points of view, which are foreordained and not in any way the product of logic and study that they believe they bring to issues. Some are predestined to be liberals, others conservatives, and many apathetic. They have almost no control over their viewpoint or their philosophical and emotional inclinations. |
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09-03-2008, 09:30 PM
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__________________ In the words of George Eliot Blessed is the man who, having nothing to stay, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact. |
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09-04-2008, 06:38 AM
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Crystal - Crystal meth, I assume Ellis D. - LSD
__________________ Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring and when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I’m already better than them. -Marilyn Monroe |
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09-04-2008, 07:16 AM
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| I always thought Crystal was a pretty name. Never thought about any drug connotations. Then again, just about anything can be misconstrued if you think about it long enough. 
__________________ Embarking on a mission, need some encouragement here people!!   |
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09-04-2008, 08:29 AM
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| That's funny notyoubob!! Thanks for the laugh this morning! |
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09-05-2008, 06:38 AM
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LSD, they originally developed to give to the military, No $hit!  |
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09-12-2008, 07:13 AM
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| BTW - Welcome, Housewife. I missed your entrance.
__________________ Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring and when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I’m already better than them. -Marilyn Monroe |
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09-12-2008, 08:31 AM
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Me too Me too!!! Welcome!!! |
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