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Old 01-04-2006, 03:44 PM
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Oxymorons

Not to be confused with other morons you might know.

Oxymorons

Oxymoron: a rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined
1. State Worker

2. Exact estimate

3. Act naturally

4. Found missing

4. Resident alien

5. Genuine imitation

6. Airline food

7. Good grief

8. Government organization

9. Alone together

10. Small crowd

11. Business ethics

12. Soft rock

13. Butt head

14. Military Intelligence

15. Sweet Sorrow

16. "Now, then..."

17. Passive aggression

18. Clearly misunderstood

19. Peace force

20. Extinct Life

21. Plastic glasses

22. Terribly pleased

23. Computer security

24. Political science

25. Tight slacks

26. Definite maybe

27. Pretty ugly

28. Microsoft Works

29. Working vacation

30. Religious tolerance
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