Be Strong...

[Bubba]

A sexual deviant escapes from prison, where he had been kept for 15 years. In an effort to hide he decides to break into a house. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the husband out of bed, ties him up on a chair. He then ties up the wife spread-eagle across the bed.

Smiling lasciviously, he gets on top of her, whispers in her ear, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While the escapee is in there, the husband whispers to his wife: "Listen, this guy is a dangerous convict! Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous; if he gets angry, he'll kill both of us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds: "When he was whispering in my ear, he told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I nodded 'yes'. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."

[blondemoments]