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Old 11-02-2005, 12:44 PM
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Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like**

10.Hey! There's a gift!

9.Well,well,well...

8.Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7.This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6.Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5.If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4.I love it--but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3.Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2.To think--I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1."I really don't deserve this."
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Old 11-03-2005, 02:58 PM
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