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Old 01-17-2006, 05:16 PM
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Subject: Tequila



Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
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TequilaR is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
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and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
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with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
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a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you
had. Stop hiding and start living, with TequilaR.

TequilaR may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
should not use TequilaR. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions
of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire
to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and
Naked Twister.
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Old 01-17-2006, 05:22 PM
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Subject: Tequila



Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about TequilaR.

TequilaR is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions. TequilaR can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
anything. You will notice the benefits of TequilaR almost immediately, and
with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be
a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you
had. Stop hiding and start living, with TequilaR.

TequilaR may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
should not use TequilaR. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions
of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire
to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and
Naked Twister.
yeeeeeeeeehaaaaa!
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Old 01-18-2006, 07:44 AM
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I've taken it before..............the hangover turned out to not be worth it - takes more than just a few aspiring and several hours. More like 3 days in bed with some real pain pills!!!!!
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:27 AM
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I gave up teguila a long time ago. Like you said I was sick for days. Bad stuff.
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I've taken it before..............the hangover turned out to not be worth it - takes more than just a few aspiring and several hours. More like 3 days in bed with some real pain pills!!!!!
You haven't heard about the new pill you take? It's called chaser, it's supposed to stop you from having a hangover. It's available at Walgreens and GNC and some other places according to their website.

www.chaseronline.com
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Old 01-18-2006, 10:02 AM
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You haven't heard about the new pill you take? It's called chaser, it's supposed to stop you from having a hangover. It's available at Walgreens and GNC and some other places according to their website.

www.chaseronline.com

No kidding? Oh, well, it's too late! I just don't have the opportunities to party into the night anymore. "Party into the night" for me unforutnately means laughing until at least 9 pm. Then home to bed.
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:37 AM
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Tequila????

I don't drink anything that has come back thru my nose while prayin to the porcalin goddess............I still have a hard time gettin scotch in Mexico!!!
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Old 01-18-2006, 03:51 PM
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Scotch is easy. Just ask for "Che-vas." Blended Canadian Whiskey is really hard to find.

FWIW, no more than 4 ounces of Ta-kill-ya during any 24 hour period. doG's orders...
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Old 01-18-2006, 05:13 PM
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If it ain't glenfitich or glenlevit - then I'm gutter drinikin............Chevas is for pu......well cats.................
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Old 01-18-2006, 05:17 PM
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I found out why Miss Muffin and TK don't drink Teguila they get a little carried away. Here is TK monkeying around.
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