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Old 01-17-2006, 07:28 PM
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Outside The Box

Thinking outside the BoxYou are driving down the road in your car on a
>wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three
people
>waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks
> as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your
life.
>3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one
would
>you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one
>passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. !
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was
>once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the
old
>lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first.
Or
>you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this

>would be the perfect chance to pay him back.
> However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
The
>candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming
up
>with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my
old
>friend
> and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and
wait
>for the bus with the partner of my dreams." Sometimes, we gain more
if
>we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget
to
>"Think Outside of the Box." HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to
run
>the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the
perfect
>partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for
a
>few beers. God, I Just love happy endings!
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Old 01-18-2006, 07:36 AM
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:59 AM
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I like your outcome LG cause I wanna make sure I'm drivin my hooptie...... How come you couldn't stuff some in the trunk...... what the hell kinda car are ya drivin that you could only take one???? I say strap the old friend to the hood......put the love of your life in the seat and the old woman in his lap. Why settle for one when ya can have all 3?????
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I like your outcome LG cause I wanna make sure I'm drivin my hooptie...... How come you couldn't stuff some in the trunk...... what the hell kinda car are ya drivin that you could only take one???? I say strap the old friend to the hood......put the love of your life in the seat and the old woman in his lap. Why settle for one when ya can have all 3?????
hooptie *W*, I see you watch Judge Joe Brown too!
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:12 PM
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Texie - I never thought of that.....I can see you've really put some thought into it - never happened to you, though, huh?
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Old 01-18-2006, 01:59 PM
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I think he didn't want to be seen with the old lady and didn't want to take he to the hospital so he let his friend drive her and he also didn't want to leave his friend behind alone with his perfect mate. So he just got the old lady and his friend out of the way at the same time.
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Yeah but now he's with the love of his life with no wheels to get to the hotel......NOT a smart move. Guess they could catch the next bus since they are at a bus stop......... but that sure aint gonna impress many if the hotel isn't on the bus route..........just my way of thinkin.........
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