Reading Between the Lines

[Bubba]

A somewhat dowdy lady is walking down the street to work and she see's a parrot in a pet store.

The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.

On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window. Again, the parrot said to her,"Hey lady, you are really ugly."

Well, she was incredibly mad now as she storms past the store.

The next day she saw the same parrot and for the third time, the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

The lady was so disturbed by the foul fowl that she went into the store and said to the owner that she would sue the store and then kill the bird.

The store owner said,"I promise, he wouldn't say it again!"

The next day, when the lady walked past the store on her way to work, the parrot said to her, "Hey lady."

She paused and said,"Yes?"

The parrot glared at her and said, "You know."