Divorce Kit

[Lone Gunman]

Where were these when I got divorced?

[Bigun]

Hmmm...the only "Divorce Made Easy" kits I ever saw was illegal for use in most states, at least the ones that involved using either a .44 mag or 12ga shotgun!

[Highwayman]

When you first get married, get one of those kits and mount it in a picture frame on the wall. Install a label that reads “In case of emergency, break glass” and hang a small hammer next to it. Just to remind the other half that what God joins together, lawyers can tear apart.

[K C Muffin]

Originally Posted by Highwayman

When you first get married, get one of those kits and mount it in a picture frame on the wall. Install a label that reads “In case of emergency, break glass” and hang a small hammer next to it. Just to remind the other half that what God joins together, lawyers can tear apart.

Uh huh - yep, I agree. Put it in the bedroom and reach for the hammer every time you get turned down. Except these DIY kits are the most helpful with both spouses agree to disagree. One of the good ex's tried to use it with one of the later ex's and at the very end, she wouldn't agree to sign it. So they had to go the lawyer/court route anyway.

[Bubba]

Originally Posted by Lone Gunman

Where were these when I got divorced?

I was lucky enough to use something similar when I got divorced around 1986. If I remember right what I had then gave me an example and I had to type up the papers myself inserting the proper names. It works good when both decide to just "walk away." I think I paid about $50 for the kit and the cost of filing the papers with the court and it was done.

[Highwayman]

Do you know why a divorce is so expensive?








Because it's worth it.

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone.

[Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by Highwayman

Do you know why a divorce is so expensive?








Because it's worth it.

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone.

Mine was definitely worth it. It was like getting a huge tumor cut off my ass and was cheaper then surgery.

[K C Muffin]

Surgery prolly woulda been cheaper for me.....but it costed what it costed. It was over and the celebratin' began!